Traveler Beware!!
A new species has been recently discovered rampaging
through concrete jungles, lurking in dangerous canyons of asphalt – ready to
pounce and destroy. This vicious avian – NEONICA URBANICOPIA – is to be avoided
at all costs. Although it slightly
resembles another game bird much desired for holiday feasting, do not –
REPEAT—do not – partake of its flesh which is highly tainted from the fumes of
its lair. Infused with this poison,
which permanently affects the consumer, many are stricken with a fatal case of
nephritic neon-itis. There is no Cure!!!
