Traveler Beware!!

A new species has been recently discovered rampaging through concrete jungles, lurking in dangerous canyons of asphalt – ready to pounce and destroy. This vicious avian – NEONICA URBANICOPIA – is to be avoided at all costs.  Although it slightly resembles another game bird much desired for holiday feasting, do not – REPEAT—do not – partake of its flesh which is highly tainted from the fumes of its lair.  Infused with this poison, which permanently affects the consumer, many are stricken with a fatal case of nephritic neon-itis.  There is no Cure!!!